KISSING

Top Five Stories on Google News with the Word "Kissing" in Them as of Sunday 17 July

1. James Bond director Sam Mendes lures Rhys Ifans, who once kissed Daniel Craig
The Telegraph clearly doing a cracking SEO job here. Mostly it’s about Rhys Ifans joining the cast of the next Bond film. And a bit about them doing an on-screen kiss in Enduring Love.

2. Kissing and cuddling more important to men
According to this newspaper in Montreal, men are actually happier in relationships and enjoy a good snuggle. Apparently Japanese men and women are the happiest and most sexually satisfied. The Americans are very much not satisfied.

3. Gardai investigated claim bishop kissed teenage altar boy
Another unhappy tale of a Catholic bishop being a giant pervert. Clearly not happy with men his own age, which is OLD, this wayward religious man went after a teenage boy instead.

4. Questions remain from 'kissing case'
‎A slightly odd column from a newspaper in Charlotte, N Carolina about a case from 1958 where two schoolboys were accused of rape after a young girl gave them a kiss on the cheek.

5. Harry Potter And The Alternative History of Movie Kisses
Prompted by the furore around the much-anticipated kiss between Hermione and Ron in the new Harry Potter film, this writer provides a list of kisses that are better. Includes such delights as Planet of the Apes, Dumb and Dumber and Jackass 3D.